さいたま〜縮めてみた〜、太陽がうまくこぴぺできなかった〜、直しといて〜
後はrand()を関数ポインタで置き換えるればいいかな〜

#include <windows.h>
#include <stdio.h>
INT WINAPI WinMain(HINSTANCE,HINSTANCE,LPSTR,INT){char m[64];LONG c=timeGetTime
();HDC h=GetDC(0);for(int x,y,n,i=32768;i--;)for(SetBkColor(h,rand()<<9^rand())
,x=rand()%1024-20,y=rand()%768-20,n=5;n--;)TextOut(h,x,y+17*n,"\ │ / \0 "
" / ̄\  \0─( ゚∀゚ )─\0 \_/  \0/ │ \ "+n*13,12);InvalidateRect
(0,0,0);sprintf(m,"%f Saitama/s",32768000/float(timeGetTime()-c));ReleaseDC(0,h
);MessageBox(0,m,"SaitamaBench",0);return 0;}