http://www.bbcbasic.com/
ここのFAQ笑えた。

Q. What is QBasic?

A. QBasic is a BASIC, in the same way as a racehorse with a broken leg is still a racehorse.
QBasic's limited features and inherent constraints make it beloved by 16 year-olds and others who don't know any better.
Like a racehorse with a broken leg, it should be shot.