The New Android Emojis SUCK! What is Google Thinking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbbS3Vq5exI
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It is a sad, sad day for Android users.
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Because Google is getting rid of their iconic (no pun intended) blob emojis, and are replacing
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them with what you can only describe as ABOMINATIONS.
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The update comes in the new Android O developer preview.
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They haven't been made official, but will once this new version is released to the public.
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And maybe not everyone thinks this is a big deal, but you know what, this just ain't right.
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Now obviously I need to show you what I'm talking about for you to understand.
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We can start off with an example of what I think is one of the WORST changes in the entire
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new catalogue.
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The turtle.
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This little guy is what we have now.
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Just look at him.
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Look how happy he is.
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Why would anyone want to hurt him?
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But no, Google decided they don't want a cute little smiling turtle, so they're killing
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him.
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And turning him into THIS.
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WHAT.
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IS THAT.
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You go from a happy smiling goofy turtle, to this ugly, arrogant, half asleep, double
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chinned, grotesque shelled, discolored faced, big toe headed, atrocity!
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Now we haven't even gotten to the smiley emojis yet, but just looking at the rest of the animals
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they've changed, a lot of them are just as bad.
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