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Hello, my name is Steve Jobs !

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0001Steve Jobs2001/07/27(金) 21:52ID:???
I don't speak Japanese. English only, please.
0002名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 21:53ID:???
012 will come!!
0003名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 21:54ID:???

>>1
この世に必要ないよ、お前。
0004名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 21:56ID:U/MfduGw
Micheal Jackson Thriller
0005名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 21:59ID:???
>>1
Hayaku ayamare yo!!
0006名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:02ID:???
>>5
It's better to say "Apologize as soon as possible."
0007名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:04ID:???
Think different
0008名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:04ID:???
012 will come.
0009名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:10ID:???
Someday My prince Will Come
0010名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:16ID:???
This is a pen.
0011名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:20ID:???
Swan song
0012名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:21ID:???
>>10
No, He is a PETEN.
001312001/07/27(金) 22:28ID:???
I will never do anything like this in future.
0014名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:39ID:???
ZZTop She Has Legs.
0015名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:44ID:bVZC9zY2
>>11
established by Jimmy Page,Robert Plant,John Paul Jones &
John Bonum at May1974.
0016名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:47ID:???

>>1
この世に必要ないよ、お前。
0017名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:48ID:???
Simon & Garfunkel
0018名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:52ID:pjEKyZzw
Hi Steve im japanese macer as known as DQN. Thank you.
001912001/07/27(金) 22:52ID:???
>>16
You can't speak English, stupid boy ?
0020Woz2001/07/27(金) 22:56ID:???
So what's your excuse on your shitty presentation at MWNY?
I'm soooooo dissapointed in you, Steve.
0021名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 22:58ID:???
>>19
Can you speak English?
Do you know how to make an interrogative??
0022名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:00ID:???
My name is General Takayama. I like to work in Apple please.
0023Jobs2001/07/27(金) 23:02ID:???
>>20
I wanna prove how strong the latest digital camera is. ;)
0024名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:02ID:???
>>19

You'll be called " omaemona-" or "omaegana-" ,
in such a case in Japan. and it means "You too".
thank you.

------monnar
0025名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:05ID:???
立てたスレッドを012に削除依頼されてキレてるウインナが荒らしてるんだろ? プ
0026名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:05ID:???
You should have said in this way when you announced new mac in New York expo. " This is new fuckintosh ! "
0027名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:06ID:???
I was gay
0028名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:09ID:???
>>25
You can't speak English, Atom boy ?
0029名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:11ID:???
The new Power Mac G4 line offers incredible performance
with systems featuring 867 MHz and dual 800 MHz PowerPC G4
processors with Velocity Engine. For the ultimate in
processor utilization, both the 867 MHz and dual 800 MHz
processors include 256K of on-chip level 2 cache running
at processor speed and a large 2MB of level 3 backside cache
per processor. For advanced graphics, NVIDIA GeForce2 MX
graphics cards are now standard on all models, with the new
NVIDIA GeForce2 MX with TwinView card for dual monitor support
standard in the dual 800 MHz model. The dual 800 MHz Power Mac
G4 runs professional applications like Adobe’s Photoshop up to
83 percent faster than a 1.7 GHz Pentium IV-based PC.
0030名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:11ID:???
>>28
What do you mean?
0031名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:11ID:???

>>1
この世に必要ないよ、お前。
0032名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:12ID:???
>>29
Do not COPY-&-PASTE!!
0033A Chest and Breasts2001/07/27(金) 23:13ID:???
What a intellectual thread!
0034名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:13ID:???
>>29

I thought that I did that somebody was a that kind of fool.
0035名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:14ID:???
>>30
Atom boy is http://www.atom-corp.co.jp/
0036名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:17ID:???
This thread is very cold if someone watched it objectively.
0037名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:19ID:???
>>35
lol

>>36
I know but what is we are, and is macer, you know.
0038名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:20ID:???
>>1
May I kill you?
sure? OK!!
0039名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:21ID:???
This is a drug while understanding
that it is wrong and have bought mac "age"in and again.
0040名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:21ID:???
Let's go with sage. HAGE.
0041名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:22ID:???
36=37
My own self-playing.
0042Webster2001/07/27(金) 23:27ID:???
>>1
Do you like Sony or Panasonic ? Please tell me .
0043名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:30ID:???

>>1
この世に必要ないよ、お前。
0044名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:32ID:???
I'm >>1's father.
Sorry for my son had gone and done here.
0045名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:35ID:???
>>43
U2
0046名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:38ID:???
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| | | |     ┃─┃|  <  Honestly,>>1 is very annoying.
|| | | |  \ ┃  ┃/    \________________
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0047>442001/07/27(金) 23:40ID:???
Are you bald, too?
0048名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:41ID:???
Mickey Mouse is not "Big Mouth", it's "Big Mouse"
Mos Burger is not "Moth Burger", it's "Mos Burger"
0049>462001/07/27(金) 23:42ID:???
(・∀・)good !!
0050名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:43ID:???
Jobs, Max OS X 10.1 Free?
You are HAGE.
0051名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:44ID:???
       Rice balls yo-heave-ho!!
     \\ Rice balls yo-heave-ho!! //
 +   + \\ Rice balls yo-heave-ho!!/+
                            +
    +   /■\   /■\  /■\  +
      ( ´∀`∩(´∀`∩)( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ ( ノ ( ヽノ  ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)   (_ )_)
0052>462001/07/27(金) 23:44ID:???
(・∀・)cool!!
0053ま2001/07/27(金) 23:44ID:???
お前ら短文だけじゃなくて長文も書いてみろよ。
0054名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:47ID:???

>>1
この世に必要ないよ、お前。
0055名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:48ID:???
>>1
Mr.Harada sex scandal, what happen ?
0056名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:53ID:???
------------------------- The End ----------------------------------
0057名称未設定2001/07/27(金) 23:56ID:???
       Steve Jobs is HAGE!!
     \\ Steve Jobs is HAGE!!  //
 +   + \\ Steve Jobs is HAGE!! /+
                            +
    +   /■\   /■\  /■\  +
      ( ´∀`∩(´∀`∩)( ´∀`)
 +  (( (つ   ノ (つ  丿 (つ  つ ))  +
       ヽ ( ノ ( ヽノ  ) ) )
       (_)し'  し(_)   (_ )_)
0058完2001/07/28(土) 00:01ID:???



          愚かなる毛唐達の最期

              完  
0059名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:04ID:???
updater'n....(´Д`#)huf huf huf ....
006012001/07/28(土) 00:05ID:???
>>58
You can't speak English, stupid Japp ?
0061名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:09ID:???
>>59
lafed
0062名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:10ID:???
This is a pen.That apple is red.The dog is red.
We are Japanies.English is very difficult.So we can't talk to you.
0063名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:12ID:WgGB0Oxs
>> 1

Apologize now!
0064名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:13ID:???
       ┌──────────┐
       │I will not Return!│       
       └──────────┤
     ゴルァ    ゴルァ   ゴルァ  │ プンプン
   ヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノヽ(`Д´)ノ ( `Д)
    | ̄ ̄ ̄|─| ̄ ̄ ̄|─| ̄ ̄ ̄|─□( ヽ┐U
〜 〜   ̄◎ ̄   ̄◎ ̄   ̄◎ ̄  ◎−>┘◎
0065612001/07/28(土) 00:14ID:???
>>61(self responce)
lol

I'm melancoly. I wanna kill myself...
0066名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:16ID:???
        ∫
   ∧,,∧ ∬       / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   ミ,,゚Д゚ノ,っ━~  < What's up men !
_と~,,,  ~,,,ノ_. ∀  \_________
    .ミ,,,/~),  .| ┷┳━
 ̄ ̄ ̄ .し'J ̄ ̄|... ┃
0067名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:19ID:???
だからお前ら長文書いてみろっちゅーの!ボケ!
0068名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:21ID:???
>>64
That's a halfway job!!
0069名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:24ID:???
>>67
I can't read your message.
Write in English.
0070名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:27ID:???
    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ミ
    /   ,――――-ミ
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   |     ___  |  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   |      /__/ /< There is no reason!
 /|        /\  \________
0071名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:27ID:???
I am a winner and I don't like to see english speaking macers. Fuck you ! Ass hole !
0072名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:35ID:???

>>1
この世に必要ないよ、お前。
0073NO WINNNER!!2001/07/28(土) 00:38ID:???
WOW!! Look at my tinpo , became abruptly big!
why! I do not return in original size!
I do not understand reason.
0074NO WINNER!!!2001/07/28(土) 00:40ID:???
Nohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Lost my penis!!
0075名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 00:52ID:???
>>67
I can read japanese.
So,why do we write long sentence in english ?
Are you our teacher? Don't joke,huh!
You Dq'n!!!
0076NO WINNER!!2001/07/28(土) 00:57ID:???
my lovely penis .
I like penis .
do u like penis ?
?
?
0077名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 01:12ID:???
Macers like Utada Hikaru,
but Utada Hikaru is BUSU.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
0078名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 01:23ID:???

>>1
この世に必要ないよ、お前。
0079名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 01:31ID:???
>>78
Can't you speak English ? Small penis Jap ?
0080名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 18:09ID:???
>>77
can you keep a secret?
0081名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 21:05ID:???
sapporo potato bar-Be-Q taste
0082名称未設定2001/07/28(土) 21:10ID:???
:-)
0083John Sculley2001/07/29(日) 01:14ID:???
No new iMac?
You are fired!
0084広報部2001/07/29(日) 01:32ID:Wp2JOPWE
http://www31.freeweb.ne.jp/animal/backman/kkk/kkk.html
アップ板です。ジャンル不問です。なんでも揚げて下さい。
0085名称未設定2001/07/29(日) 07:49ID:???
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| | | |     ┃─┃|  <  Honestly, ASCII art which speaks English is cool.
|| | | |  \ ┃  ┃/    \________________
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0086Michael Spindler2001/07/29(日) 12:37ID:???
>>83
No, you are fired!
0087Gil Amelio2001/07/29(日) 13:41ID:???
>>86
You are fired!
0088Steve Jobs2001/07/29(日) 13:42ID:???
>>88
Finally, you are fired!
1(フリダシ)に戻る
0089Steve Jobs2001/07/29(日) 13:44ID:???
Oops,
I mean
>>87
0090名称未設定2001/07/29(日) 16:54ID:LPYan56s
Buy now you,Jobs.
0091名称未設定2001/07/29(日) 18:42ID:???
MOUNT VANCOUVER, Yukon (Reuters) − Two Americans who spent a freezing night in the downed wreckage of a small plane were rescued late on Friday, though the pilot of the plane did not survive, Canadian rescue officials said on Saturday.

The wreckage was located on Mount Vancouver, about 60 miles (100 km) west of Whitehorse, Yukon, just three miles (five km) from the Alaska border. The plane crashed on Thursday in a crevasse on a slope of the mountain, according to the Pacific Rescue Coordination Center in Victoria, British Columbia.

Officials said the plane crashed at 11,000 feet (3,350 meters) after picking up two hikers who reportedly had been camping in a nearby provincial park for about two weeks.

”The pilot found the hikers, landed, picked them up, and then crashed on departure,” said Gabriel Ringuette of the center, which was directing the joint U.S.−Canadian operation.

”The two passengers, they’re in hospital in Anchorage. The pilot did not survive the crash.”

In order to reach the wreckage, located in an avalanche−prone area, rescuers were flown in by helicopter from a staging area, then repelled down into the crevasse.

”We went in and recovered the two survivors, and right now they’re talking about the plan now to get the pilot’s body out today sometime,” said Ringuette.

Ringuette was unsure of the condition of the survivors.
0092>>912001/07/29(日) 22:18ID:???
Why Zenkaku?
0093名称未設定2001/07/29(日) 22:21ID:???
>>92
He is KOPIPE-CHUBO.(wara
0094922001/07/29(日) 22:25ID:???
>>93

Na〜R!
0095名称未設定2001/07/29(日) 23:17ID:QETMyz7A
>>92
If LONG ENGLISH TEXT write,
2CH reply ERROR" HANKAKU MOJIRETUGA NAGASUGIMASU!"
0096名称未設定2001/07/30(月) 00:56ID:???

THIS MUST BE A JOINT VENTURE TRANSACTION AND WE MUST
ALL WORK TOGETHER. SINCE THIS MONEY IS STILL CASH,
EXTRA SECURITY MEASURES HAVE BEEN TAKEN TO PROTECT IT
FROM THEFT OR SEIZURE, PENDING WHEN AGREEMENT IS
REACHED ON WHEN AND HOW TO MOVE IT INTO ANY OF YOUR
NOMINATEDBANK ACCOUNTS. I HAVE PERSONALLY WORKED OUT
ALL MODALITIES FOR THE PEACEFUL CONCLUSION OF THIS
TRANSACTION. THE TRANSACTION DEFINITELY WOULD BE
HANDLED IN PHASES AND THE FIRST PHASE WILL INVOLVE THE
MOVING OF US$25,000,000.00( TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED
STATES DOLLARS ).
0097名称未設定2001/07/30(月) 02:08ID:???
>>95 is like programming language.

repeat while true
age
end repeat
0098名称未設定2001/07/30(月) 22:43ID:mvd66vSQ
I'm Jobs.Japanese girls are BUSAIK.And They like SEX.
0099名称未設定2001/07/30(月) 23:30ID:cJvKXC8c
I'm BIll Gates.
Please talk about me,too!
0100Steve Jobs2001/07/30(月) 23:31ID:???
BTW, Mr.Harada is bald, too. Atleast, I don't wear Katsura.
0101名称未設定2001/07/30(月) 23:36ID:???
Hi,Jobs.
My Name is BlowJobs.Do you like it?
0102Steve Jobs2001/07/31(火) 00:10ID:???
OH!YES,YES,YES!!
Don't You?
0103Steve Jobs2001/07/31(火) 01:40ID:???
I'm Cumming!!
0104Egashira2:502001/07/31(火) 20:17ID:???
"If you want to buy a Mac,go to AKIBAKAN!"

Hashida:"When I went to Turkey..."
Egashira:"Hashida,I love you!Let me kiss you!"
0105名称未設定2001/07/31(火) 20:34ID:???
>>104
AKIBAKAN's president is more crazy than Egashira.
He wears High School Sailor uniforms at night.
0106名称未設定2001/07/31(火) 20:39ID:???
WACOM is a subsidary owned by Sun Myung Moon.
Therefore, every WACOM tablet user is a member of Toitsu-Kyokai !
0107名称未設定2001/07/31(火) 21:41ID:O1YL3Aes
O ichi ni
0108名称未設定2001/07/31(火) 21:48ID:???
New O ichi ni
0109名称未設定2001/08/18(土) 09:45ID:6vDBtEHM
U2 dash i know
0110名称未設定2001/08/18(土) 15:54ID:???
Piss off!
0111名称未設定2001/08/18(土) 15:56ID:???
何言ってるかわかんねーYO! 日本では日本語喋れYO!
0112名称未設定2001/08/18(土) 15:58ID:???
>>111
You fuckin' Jap!!
0113原田2001/08/18(土) 15:59ID:5Bj25rls
i am a pen.
0114名称未設定2001/08/18(土) 16:04ID:/RfhUbCc
禿げ、今すぐアポの為に死ね
おまえがCEOとしてアポに出来る最後の大仕事だ!
0115Steve2001/08/18(土) 16:30ID:???
>>114
I'm not bald, you liar!!
If you can't speak English, get out!
0116名称未設定2001/08/18(土) 16:36ID:???
>>112
ファッキンジャップくらいわかるよ。この野郎!
0117名称未設定2001/08/18(土) 16:42ID:???
>>116
neta ni maji res
kakowarui
0118名称未設定2001/08/18(土) 16:56ID:???
>>117
eigano serifu maneteru dake daro.(www
maji res ja naijan(www
0119名称未設定2001/08/18(土) 17:21ID:???
and one more
0120名称未設定2001/08/19(日) 03:00ID:???
Good night, folks.
0121名称未設定2001/08/19(日) 03:02ID:cvX/JvnU
good morning class! how u all feeling this morning?
0122名称未設定2001/08/19(日) 04:23ID:???
>>118
What kind of English "serifu" are you talking about??
Are you "afo"? Asshole!
0123名称未設定2001/08/19(日) 19:04ID:zngrxDxA
It's remaaarkable.
0124名称未設定01/09/01 14:29ID:vr6O0SsM
Burnin' down the House!!
0125名称未設定01/09/01 14:35ID:JVJzQFvo
Hey Steve!
Why broken so much? I accuse you?
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